Mac is Missing Internet Explorer

So I can't find internet explorer on my Mac, or any way to reasonably install it. All other browsers suck, especially Safari. Someone told me about something called "Camino", but that name confuses me, plus it probably screws up every other page you visit anyway. Firefox sucks in general, but it is 1ox worse on a mac because mac has trouble processing garbage software. This means windows must be way more advanced to be able to run such a crappy browser 10x faster than a mac. Get a real browser stupid mac.